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    If you landed on my page, we share the same dream. I want to help you. I've lived the other side of this dream and built a house on a remote Bahamian island. And I did it on a blue-collar income. Don't believe anyone that tells you it can't be done. Along the way, I created and documented a method you can follow. Click here for that free information. This is the first stop on your journey. Check back often as I will add new How-To steps every week.
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    This is where I explain the Rum-Line philosophy and my mission
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    The Rum-Line Dispatch, is where you can satisfy your adventurous soul. It's my free non-boring newsletter
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    The Weekly Deal of the Century is just my way of helping identify a piece of property that might help you achieve the dream
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    Enter the Irreverent Line, my favorite immature sayings. Because it's no fun taking yourself too seriously.
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